Sunday, June 3, 2018
The Contests Begin
Tuesday, the day after Memorial Day, signaled the start of the races for the upcoming elections in November. Mayor Pete Saenz held a press conference, with crooked mustache and all, to announce his re-election bid. Not to be outdone, greasy-haired challenger Charlie San Miguel is doing things a little more adventurous.
San Miguel is again hosting his Meh*Run at North Central Park, but he's apparently sky diving into the event, all while having a boner for military veterans. This guy, or the mayor for that matter, looks like he can't do much in regards to physical activity, so he'll fall from the sky instead.
Charlie will be vacating his District 6 seat in the fall. Word on the street is that there may be up to 12 candidates vying for his chair. One will definitely have to do something wild to separate him/herself from the pack. La Sanbe does not recommend sky diving.