I had not done this feature in a while, but a special numbskull has reared his stupid head.
Un tipo Daniel Bautista, who is not even old enough to drink, already has a lengthy criminal record under his belt.
Apparently this menso didn't stop when he was being pulled over by police; no, he decides to peel out. Then he crashes into a tree on government property!!! For a dramatic finish, the car catches fire. So I'm thinking he'll receive a bill from the fire department now.
The good news out of this is that there is nowhere to go but up for this guy. Oh, who am I kidding? He's probably out on bail and stealing clothes from somebody's yard sale.
Congratulations, Daniel. You're our pick for Menso Not Mensa.
One more thing - The LMT included a funny picture of Laredo Rattlesnakes personnel and the mayor holding a press conference. The organization will be accepting donations for the residents of West, TX, who recently suffered the effects of a massive explosion at a fertilizer plant.
Anyway, the shot above begs for captions. It looks like somebody cut the cheese and doesn't want to own up to it.
Cabbage wins again.