Thursday, November 17, 2011

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Laredo has to be stuck in some kind of time warp to operate the way it does.
We found only one woman in the crowd who received a partial payment. She got some dollar bills and several rolls of coins but most were given a few boxes of chocolates and sent on their way.
Don't get me wrong, I like chocolates.  But the thing I like more than chocolate is the sound of money being directly deposited into my account at midnight on assigned Fridays.  Actually the direct deposit doesn't make a sound because there's nobody around to hear it.  But I digress.

I don't know.  If I was given a roll of coins and chocolates in exchange for work, I might be encouraged to slap somebody.  And that's OK because that's what happens in bizarro world.  In that world, it's common for people to suggest paying a doctor with chickens in exchange for a physical.

Now excuse me while I go stand on my head and bark like a dog.

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