I'm now convinced that people head out to shop at the wee hours of Black Friday only to get a chance to be on t.v. And that's OK, as long as you don't make a fool of yourself for many to see. Thankfully there was one such individual who did us a favor.
A Bordertown: Laredo mention from a Houstonian. Nice. Ma'am, we appreciate the enthusiasm but please, it's not necessary, especially when you're there for an inflatable mattress.
In related news, a woman was trampled at a north Laredo store. Carry on.