For this entry of 'Menso, Not Mensa,' we get an extra dose of dumb. Three individuals entered a restaurant and "created chaos." I pause for a minute to ponder the group's state of mind prior to heading out to the eatery.
Dude, you have a prior conviction. Do you have your gun ready? Check! Dude, do you have your drugs handy? Check! OK, if things go wrong, I'll take on the cops. Now let's go!