Patrolling For Lewd Behavior

Law enforcement will be on the lookout for lewd acts occurring at beer runs starting today.  The ordinance that was passed by city council will now be enforced thanks to the work of some concerned citizens.  The girls employed at the beer runs will still be able to wear bikinis, but they will be watched for something else.

Activity or behavior that is purely sexual in nature and appeals to the sexual interests and no other purpose, really.  So it has to be something that's extreme, something that's off the charts, if you will.

Good luck to the cops who now have to be on bikini watch.  I foresee patrol cars stationed outside beer runs for hours on end.