Tuesday, May 3, 2011

In Thongs We Thrust



Last night, city leaders voted overwhelmingly to take a strong stance against lewd acts committed in plain sight, namely at beer run drive-thrus.  This after the public nagged made their case to city hall for the better part of a year, if not more.  Of course, this swift response is what we've come to expect from city hall.  (See Haynes Center post below)

Newbie Councilman Esteban Rangel led the charge in the latest fight against the beer run girls' dancing style.  The Rangel Rule is now the law of the 78040 land.
As soon as they start dancing against each other, you know, uh, uh, humping the ground, uh, the pole or stuff like that, that's when we're going to be able to start fining.
Mark, and remember.  From this day forth, Laredo will truly be a wholesome community.  And beer runs will have to depend on actual beer to lure their customers inside.  Oh, how will they ever survive?

 

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