Monday, April 11, 2011
Local ne'erdowell Jorge Davila was busted by authorities for pilfering beer from a local convenience store. In all fairness, it was triple digit hot yesterday; He was probably just crazy from the heat. 'Judge, I would like to plead insanity up in here, and I would like my case of beer back, thank you very much.'
In the mug shot, Davila is wearing a shirt, a sweater over that, and a hoodie. Either it's an old photo taken in colder weather or this individual is really off his rocker. Insanity plea. Go with it.
That defense works for me when I wear plaid shorts with striped tank tops and guaraches.
Posted by KeyRose at 10:12 AM