Monday, April 11, 2011

A Stick-Up

Local ne'erdowell Jorge Davila was busted by authorities for pilfering beer from a local convenience store.  In all fairness, it was triple digit hot yesterday;  He was probably just crazy from the heat.  'Judge, I would like to plead insanity up in here, and I would like my case of beer back, thank you very much.'

In the mug shot, Davila is wearing a shirt, a sweater over that, and a hoodie.  Either it's an old photo taken in colder weather or this individual is really off his rocker.  Insanity plea.  Go with it.
That defense works for me when I wear plaid shorts with striped tank tops and guaraches.

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