By César G. Rodriguez
LAREDO MORNING TIMES
Police say a man altered an officer’s business card and told people he met early Saturday at Cheers Cocktail Lounge that he was a peace officer.
The fuzz arrested a 22-year-old individual who was "showing off" his fake credentials. He must've been such a jerk for people to call the cops at 1:16 in the morning. The funny thing is that this genius obtained a police officer's business card and pasted a picture of himself to it.
I think the official charge was 'being a dumbass.'
My question is why did he go through the trouble of laminating a business card with his picture on it? He was probably in there talking shit and at the first sign of trouble would whip out his I.D. to avoid anyone knocking his lights out.
You see, this is why I stay home.