Terrorists To Infiltrate Our Nurseries

The Texas Tribune features the story of U.S. Representative Louie Gohmert and his belief that terrorists want to send pregnant women to the U.S. to take advantage of our healthcare system.  
And why wouldn't they.  After all, it was local tea party activist Sam Lozano who propped up U.S. healthcare recently.

But those who can afford, they come to the U.S. for some reason.  Why is that?  We're just better, guys.

Inspiring words.

Mr. Gohmert cites a retired FBI agent as his source of paranoia information.  La Sanbe cannot confirm whether Gohmert is getting pointers from Raul Salinas. 

It appeared they would have young women who become pregnant, [and] would get them into the United States to have a baby.

Those babies would then go back home and train to retaliate against us.  That makes sense.  I mean, if a retired FBI agent and a Congressman from these United States say it's so, then it must be.  I'm just glad that we have these individuals on our side -- people with the far-fetched, err, foresight to think of these things.