Chase ends on the roof
By César G. Rodriguez
LAREDO MORNING TIMES
Published: Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:25 AM CDT
A woman is behind bars after police say she carjacked a man at knifepoint and then led officials on a chase through south Laredo that ended on a rooftop.
This is wild. Police took the lady, and I use that word loosely, to the hospital for treatment because they suspected that she was hopped up on something.
Was it because she's 21 and she's pulling a knife on someone? Maybe.
Could it be that she evaded police and eventually ended up on a roof? Perhaps.
Or is it perhaps that she stole a 1990 Toyota Corolla? Bingo!
Girls, knives, and rooftops are pretty standard, but stealing an old compact car? That's insane and we're going to need a urine sample.