What?

Chase ends on the roof

By César G. Rodriguez
LAREDO MORNING TIMES
Published: Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:25 AM CDT
A woman is behind bars after police say she carjacked a man at knifepoint and then led officials on a chase through south Laredo that ended on a rooftop.

This is wild.  Police took the lady, and I use that word loosely, to the hospital for treatment because they suspected that she was hopped up on something.

Really?

Was it because she's 21 and she's pulling a knife on someone?  Maybe.

Could it be that she evaded police and eventually ended up on a roof?  Perhaps.

Or is it perhaps that she stole a 1990 Toyota Corolla?  Bingo!
Girls, knives, and rooftops are pretty standard, but stealing an old compact car?  That's insane and we're going to need a urine sample.