Monday, May 24, 2010

Menso, Not Mensa

Juvenile detention officer arrested on DWI charge

By César G. Rodriguez

LAREDO MORNING TIMES

Published: Monday, May 24, 2010 5:58 AM CDT

A Webb County Juvenile Detention officer was arrested after authorities spotted him swerving in the southbound lane of Interstate 35 on Saturday morning.

In our recurring segment where we like to showcase individuals who are three tortillas short of a fajita plate, we'd like to bring you the case of one 33-year-old man who was caught driving while intoxicated.

I guess he figured he could elude authorities by driving in the shadows of Interstate 35.  Nobody would ever see him there!
This guy must've been driving so bad for somebody to actually call the cops with a description of the car and its license plates.  Even the policeman saw him driving erratically on the road.

The driver refused to take a breathalyzer test.  Big surprise.  I wonder if the cop responded in this manner:
That's OK, sir; we have dash cam video of you swerving on the street, and your eyes are bloodshot.  Also, your speech is slurred, you're not wearing any pants, and you just pissed on my boots.
I also wonder if the driver's speech was so slurred that he sounded like ol' Gabby Johnson.

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