Thursday, April 15, 2010

Sole Man

A 67-year-old man was busted for trying to smuggle heroin in the soles of his shoes.  When questioned about the drugs, the gentleman thought he would never get caught.  'I had my Ed Hardy shoes on.  I was sure I was going to get past the agents.'  Customs and Border Protection personnel initially assisted the border crosser when they noticed his unusual gait.  An agent at the scene pointed out that the man looked like he was wading through quick sand.  They became suspicious when the gentleman replied, 'We have to be very careful with my shoes.'  The man's iPod had to be taken as evidence, and his Justin Bieber haircut was inspected for any other contraband.

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