Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Lone Wolf, Is That You?

Jobsanger and I agree.
There was once a time when I respected Chuck Norris.
If Norris doesn't become President of Texas, I'm sure he'll be back in 2012 alongside Mike Huckabee or something. He's not going away, sorry to say.

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  1. He doesn't need 1,000 cell groups. He's Chuck Norris. He can take on anyone or anything. Additional, less known facts about Chuck f. Norris:

    1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

    3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

    4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

    5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

    6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

    7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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  2. sneeze with his eyes open?

    Man, I wish I could do that!

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