Thursday, July 10, 2008

Chris Simms going to Dallas?

Haters beware or rejoice (depending on where you stand on this one). One Chris Simms 'may' be in the mix as a backup Cowboys signal caller come this fall. This would be a fantastic addition to the multi-ring circus involving Mr. Jessica Simpson, 'el Loco' Pac Man, Ocho Ci.. oops meant T.O., has been middle LB Zach Thomas and now.. every Texan's favorite New Jersey boy. Wow. One can only hope this disasterpiece comes together. Now, I'll keep me opinions to myself on Simms given the sheer force of disagreement over the Applewhite situation and the question of Mr. Simms' possession of a spine. At the same time, we can all agree he has no spleen. Let's start with our shared common ground and go from there.

7 comments:

  1. NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. ___they need someone with experience to hold a clipboard . . .

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  3. Wonder if Roy Williams will knock him around out of old habits..

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  4. Is it true that roy williams is a bad tipper?

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  5. different roy williams. bad tipper is texas ex and current detroit lion all-pro wide receiver. the simms knocking roy williams is oklahoma (sucks) sooner ex and current dallas safety.

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  6. ___why can't they think up different names ?, do they gotta keep on using the same ones ?

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