Thursday, January 31, 2008
Not for nuthin'
In this picture, Britney reminds me of Marilyn Manson's bass player Twiggy.
Taking it to the streets
Super Tuesday
Ted Kennedy and El Piolin, who is apparently bigger than Howard Stern, will try to help Obama in California.
Take the rest of the day off
Hey Shell, how 'bout investing in some solar panels for my home!
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Something old is new again
The 80's just don't go away. If this new century is good enough for Rambo, it's good enough for Freddy.
We're #1
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Etiquette

Near perfect
Brady practiced with a mild limp and less than a week to go before the Superbowl. Is the limp real or just a ploy to psych-out the Giants?
Cookout
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Mr. Brightside
John McCain expects more wars. Great. Let's draft Karl Rove, Paul Wolfawitz, Rush Limbaugh, Bill Kristol, and Ted Nugent. And we'll call it "Operation Wango Tango."
Drink responsibly
Geisha
The talented Rogelio Montemayor on trumpet. Also - Dr.M.Yoder on bass, and Geisha on vocals. Cool jazz stylings one block from San Bernardo Ave.
Win for Obama
Looks like people really like Obama, or they don't like the Clintons.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Brokeback tribute
Friday, January 25, 2008
The downfall of the Cowboys
The Cowboys' loss had a far-reaching effect. Yabol!
Be nice
A NY Times editorial describes Rudy Gulliani as a "narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man." That's not going to help him in the Florida primary.
Closer to home, Louis Bruni recently called Sen. Judith Zaffirini an "evil, vindictive, mean woman." I remember hearing Bruni disdainfully telling a woman, "you remind me of my ex-wife", at a County Commissioner's meeting a while back. Apparently money doesn't buy you class.
Closer to home, Louis Bruni recently called Sen. Judith Zaffirini an "evil, vindictive, mean woman." I remember hearing Bruni disdainfully telling a woman, "you remind me of my ex-wife", at a County Commissioner's meeting a while back. Apparently money doesn't buy you class.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Glory days
Here's a fun fact: high school seniors were in 7th grade when the war in Iraq started. That was many billions ago.
Join the festivities
Check out the schedule of events that lead up to the Jalapeno Festival.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Giants Triumph Packers
Looks like Eddie Murphy saw Sunday's game. Arriba con Eli!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Hubbub at San Agustin
These matachines celebrated life with a two-mile hike that ended downtown.
M.C. Moron
Jay St. John equated JFK, Bill Clinton, and Martin Luther King in their "affinity" (my quotes) for women on Monday.
In true village idiot form, he went on to say, "they'll give any whore a holiday." (paraphrasing)
Condolences Laredo; could this be the radio we deserve?
In true village idiot form, he went on to say, "they'll give any whore a holiday." (paraphrasing)
Condolences Laredo; could this be the radio we deserve?
Sighting
Amazing what I stumble across when I take a wrong turn. But I realized that I need to wash my car too.
Monday, January 21, 2008
One more game
I hate the Patriots; hearing about them for the next three weeks is not going to help. And I disliked Eli Manning from the start, since he REFUSED to play for San Diego when drafted. But he's won me over the last several weeks. All I'm saying is: Go Giants!
Sunday, January 20, 2008
No more kissing from now on
Personal displays of affection can get you in trouble. Laredo loves the handshake along with a peck on the cheek. But when it's time to give someone the right of way, where are you!
Also, what's up with the male handshake, hug, and forceful slap on the back? Let's get away from that.
Also, what's up with the male handshake, hug, and forceful slap on the back? Let's get away from that.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
You look marvelous!
I lika tha Salma; she lika tha lipo.
(La Sanbe has no hard evidence that she has had cosmetic surgery)
(La Sanbe has no hard evidence that she has had cosmetic surgery)
Out and about
The great weather brought people out to the Menudo Bowl. Candidates vying for office made themselves visible.
Meet Arnaldo "Bird" Sarli: "I'll strive particularly to treat the employees with much more respect, bring new programs and ideas, and make the office better; that's what I plan to do."
Meet Arnaldo "Bird" Sarli: "I'll strive particularly to treat the employees with much more respect, bring new programs and ideas, and make the office better; that's what I plan to do."
Friday, January 18, 2008
Stimulate my wallet, please.
Bush and co. want to send everyone an $800 check to stimulate the economy; $1,600 for couples. New York here I come!
Romo sighting
Tony Romo was spotted in Robstown. Jamaica must be booked.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
LISD Board
Mina Montes, board member, is concerned that the superintendent's job might be in jeopardy.
The Space Giants, Chpt 1: Goldar's Family
Flashback. 70's-era transformers.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
I frown upon thee
Having two jobs is a good thing, some say.
Cowboymania

I will not be mocked!
Something tells me the person who came up with this title is not a native Laredoan. Either that or they ran out of space.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Sunless Saturday
This is Arkansas bold
Huckabee wants us to follow God's lead. I guess war will be out of the question. And oh yeah, politicians can't screw around anymore.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Consumption
Bill Cosby might get upset if you buy rims for your truck.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Down and out

Saturday, January 12, 2008
Tax Assessor-Collector race

Here are the candidates:
Patricia Barrera
Arnaldo "Bird" Sarli
Rolando Herrera
This can't be the former DJ (Bird), can it?
Friday, January 11, 2008
LISD saga
Daiches on the other hand is sending out much love.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Happy 100th Birthday
Mrs. Gutierrez recently celebrated a milestone.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Oration
Barack Obama kept saying "yes we can" to his supporters after Hillary Clinton was deemed the winner of the New Hampshire primary.
On a local note, Mimi Espinoza's slogan is "Si Se Puede."
On a local note, Mimi Espinoza's slogan is "Si Se Puede."
Monday, January 7, 2008
Campaign trail
Elections to choose a new sheriff, and DA are less than 2 months away.
So sexy
Who knew that being green could be this attractive?
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Question
Who is Victor Mariscal, and how is he related to Sheriff Rick Flores?
Saturday, January 5, 2008
No longer just a cliche
Raw sewage flowing down the creek is one way to illustrate the many woes that have befallen on our sleepy little town.
One city official contends that "fewer than 30,000 gallons" of sewage made its way down the Zacate Creek, not 180,000 like the TCEQ states.
Good luck in downplaying this mess - as if that's possible.
One city official contends that "fewer than 30,000 gallons" of sewage made its way down the Zacate Creek, not 180,000 like the TCEQ states.
Good luck in downplaying this mess - as if that's possible.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Wow!
Judith Zaffirini has a new opponent this year. This could turn into something.
A new high
A barrel of oil now costs $100; time to take out the ol' motorcycle.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Local guard unit
Rose Bowl

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