A Laredo blog
Now this is good. Unlike any player in history of humans, Tim T-bone won the Heisman in only 2 years. Ladies love him, men want to be him. He's not gay, but several men have turned gay because of him.Can't wait to see what he does to the headless Michigan Blue as the clock turns 2008.
Yeah, whatever. He looked a bit nervous at the podium thanking every person who ever knew him.
We'll see how nervous he is on 1/1/2008. Michigan will get worked by the overachieving man child. You should be thanking your lucky stars you are a blogger and not a collegiate defensive back trying to bring down this trainload.
I'm shaking in my boots.
maybe gator fan is gay?Not that there is anything wrong with that...
Why not. We'll try most things here in Florida. We draw the line at other species (which I hear is not the case with you sheep loving Texans).
Yeah!!!!! Texas where MEN are MEN and so what if the sheep are nervous?
Texas, the land of smoked meats.
Right on. All I'm saying is that those Texas teams (Texass, A&M & Tech) will all get the same Texas sheep love during their bowl games. Enjoy the love & happy HO-lidays.
Oh how we've fallen.
Ah yes. Nothing like a serious man-crush mixed with state rivalries. Nice...gator fan.Interesting to note that despite the jingoistic views supporting the Sunshine state, gator fan remains dedicated to a Laredo, Texas blog. Very curious, to say the least. Maybe the sheep and other assorted features of Texas livestock do have a reason to be nervous? After all, if gator fan can lay the plaudits onto Tebow, heaven knows what he can do with a a bottle of Astrolube with no one watching.
Astrolube, hahaha.Kathy Griffin - "You know Barbara, I'm not afraid of a little KY."Barbara Walters - "Really, I prefer Astroglide."
I have ties to that city & found this site on a google search. Anyway, I don't know what Astrolube is & don't really need an explanation.
Tell your friends to Google La Sanbe.
If you google Laredo, La Sanbe is first link. Try it. That's why I'm here.
Thanks, I fell for it.Google La Sanbe
My google is broken and I can't get up!I tried googling Laredo and got all these weird web sites for The City of Laredo, TAMIU, and the like. Nothing of "La Sanbe" there.Then, I tried to google "Laredo + blog" and all I got were other websites that discussed various things outside of "La Sanbe." There can only be one explanation: My google is broken. Dear author of "La Sanbe," Jesus Quiroz, can you fix my Google? Or, can you make sure the folks at this search engine know how to link to your wise and worldly advice.
I think it would take the strength of 1000 Tim Tebows to grapple with the all-powerful Google.Either that or the Force.
I think I'll take The Force. Either that or Chuck Norris.
I'll see your Lone Wolf McQuaid, and raise you a Rambo.
There was one-off Trent Reznor band called 1,000 homo DJs. Maybe they could do it. 1,000 home DJs vs. Chuck Norris vs. Lone Wolf McQuaid+Rambo.Sounds like caged death match time.
Live at the Civic Center Ballroom.
this one is more "Lake Casablance Ballroom " style.
Only if The Nature Boy is there; wooooooo!
Let's get the Von Erick's! Oh, wait, they all killed themselves. Nevermind.
Enough! Next thing you'll know we'll be cueing up "Freebird", and I don't want that!
Hey, here is something to criticize about Tim Tebow. Apparently Mr. Florida is being ridiculed for his fashion sense. It seems that the latest Heisman Trophy winner has been wearing "Jorts," or jean shorts. What is making it worse is his denial in an SI.com interview.Who knows the truth, but it is a bit funny, despite the clear attempts at taking a shot at the guy who is subject of many man-crushes from you know who.http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/12/10/tebow-wears-jorts/http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/12/10/he-never-beat-auburn/
T.T. wears whatever he wants to wear and he will beat Auburn. Some reading for those not familiar with why Auburn sucks so bad..http://www.auburnsucksbecause.com/
What is Tim doing for the holidays? Not spending them with Jay Leno I suppose.
gator fan and Tebow, sitting in a tree . . . k-i-s-s-i-n-ggator fan and Tebow, sitting in a tree . . . k-i-s-s-i-n-gNot that there is anything wrong with that. It is refreshing that former Laredoans are moving forward and recognizing that it is perfectly acceptable to be gay and to have man-crushes. We should be proud of gator fan for openly lusting after his man-meat.
Man meat - hehehe.Some guy wrote in to the editor of the LMT and said that we don't need another Seattle, or San Franscisco. I didn't know Laredo was becoming so liberal.
Iran President (or whatever he is claims) Iran has no gays. Maybe Laredo is the same way. That's impressive.From what I remember, Laredo also has alot in common with original Star Wars - no black people.
You obviously haven't met my cousin "el prieto."
Your cousin prieto is probably an ass pirate. All this love I'm getting here suggests the presence of many homos in your city.
They're called hair stylists.
gator fan,of course we love you. this is, after all, a gay-friendly site and your devoted (er, perturbed love for Tim Whatever is testament to your inner feelings.Don't pull a Larry Craig and deny your innermost urgers. Confess to all.You could begin with your real name and your alma mater. We could then open up forum just to address your unrequited love for Man Meat.With love,supporters of gay man-fans
This thing here is a homo voyeur & it likes me, it really likes me.
Staying on the gay-friendly tip, any talk of Jodie Foster is welcome. I still haven't seen her last movie - where she's a dj turned vigilante.
Jodie is gay?
dear gator fan,of course I really, really like you. birds of a feather.After all, since you profess such love for man-hunk Tim Tebow, it just suggests you are aiming for a fellow traveler down the Hershey Highway of love. Forget bathhouses and gay bars, we have "La Sanbe" to hook us up. Again, this site is gay-friendly and your man-love for Tebow is akin to tapping the floor of an airport bathroom stall. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Still waiting on that contact info, though.Much love.
You strike me as a pure voyeur & couch potato. I bet you really dig into those chips & dips when watching men on t.v. I'll also bet there's a whole bunch of bad facial hair in your porno collection. You've become my biggest fan & I appreciate that, but Your time would be better spent working yourself than waiting on my social security number.
why the hate?I don't want SS #s. Just the basics.We have enough haters out there. And, sure, I may not be the most physically attractive gay male out there, but I aim to please. After all, with your enrequited love for Tebow, I am sure you would be willing to allow being "tea bagged" for the sake of meeting your love. If you could do that, then maybe you could be more accepting of others.So we could start slow. Where do you live in Florida? Miami, Orlando, Jacksonville, Tampa, Tallahassee, Gainesville? Flights are cheap from Texas.
No thanks.. freak.
Yes. Freaky Man-love...
Freaky indeed.Man hunk?man meat?hershey highway?And oh yes, Jodie is apparently gay. She thanked her longtime companion at some awards show the other night. I love her even more.