A Laredo blog
What is wrong with this story?
Is it the documentary dude wearing 10 gallon hat indoors?Hadn't heard of rape trees before. Scarface thinks that is messed up.
Yeah, 10-gallon hats never go out of style down here. And you have to wear it at all times, even indoors, to keep your ego contained. Despite all the bluster, their urban cowboy outfits never get soiled.
My favorite is when they wear the hats INSIDE their pick-up trucks.. at night.
Do they keep the hats on when they make sweet love to the ladies?
I think they do. In the movie "Nightshift", Shelly Long is a prostitute, and in one scene she's going to get it on with a guy in his briefs and a cowboy hat. That's proof right there.